FWD'S Suck!
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Hola! Welcome to forward bashing, where I make fun of stupid FWD's I get. Aaaaaiiiieeeee! This one is stupid *WISH* forward!

And here is my reaction:
As usual, I had my big, scary face on. Mind you, this is the *really* scary one, not the one I usually have, you know. Think devil crossed with a beaver. Anyways, I immediately noted the stupid things in here.

"> > > > > > > >>> > Trying this just for grins....
> > > > > > > >>> > This is spooky
> > > > > > > >>> > Ok guys, this truly is freaky, the
> > > > > > > >>> > phone literally rang as soon as I read
> > > > > > > >>> > the last word of this email!!!!! "
First of all, it's saying that it is "just for grins" but yet it is "freaky". That doesn't seem to fit, but I fit that description, so who the heck am I to talk? But the phone didn't ring for me, nor did it for most eveyrone.

"> > > > > > > >>> > I am taking the bait -
> > > > > > > >>> > what do I have to lose right?"

Well, besides the fact your completely wasting your time! Look at me, I'm alerting people to the stupidity of forwards and you actually believe some hot crap chain letter.

"> > > > > > > >>> > I'm 13 years old, and I wished
> > > > > > > >>> > that my dad would come home from
> > > > > > > >>> > the army, because he'd been having
> > > > > > > >>> > problems with his heart and right
> > > > > > > >>> > leg. It was 2:53 p.m. When I made
> > > > > > > >>> > my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
> > > > > > > >>> > later), the doorbell rang, and
> > > > > > > >>> > there my Dad was, luggage and all!!"

Let's see, this is either a coincidence, or a big FAT lie. Either way, what does this have to do with anything?

> > > > > > > >>> > I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
> > > > > > > >>> > having trouble in my job and on the
> > > > > > > >>> > verge of quitting. I made a simple
> > > > > > > >>> > wish that my boss would get a new
> > > > > > > >>> > job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
> > > > > > > >>> > there was an announcement that he
> > > > > > > >>> > was promoted and was leaving for
> > > > > > > >>> > another city. Believe me...this
> > > > > > > >>> > really works!!!

There is no way I'm going to believe some random girl (who may very well be fictional). Note that they never give specifics.

The next couple stories were just as stupid, unbelievable and soppy as the first two. The next one was about 45 year old woman who (after this email) met a FedEx man and fell in love and got married six months later. They've been happily married for two whole years. Wow, I'm impressed. ::sarcasm::

Then came all those wishing "stars" *. I wished that a llama would appear when I finished reading this email, and it didn't happen. Of course, if I had sent it to 10+ people plus 5+ I would've become president of the US.

Aren't these people losers?

#2

I got this in a forward. Of course, it is completely fake. Hotmail would not notify hotmail users via FWD's. What is wrong with people that they believe this and let it go on? Why? And they spelled "receiving" and "receive" wrong. Also, in the there should be a "will" between we and hereby. Of course, Hotmail can't grant that we won't recieve anymore messages because they are FORWARDS. Isn't staff supposed to be capatalized? And impersonating someone is against the law, you know.

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